April 25, 2008: A third-grader and the modern politics.

Sophia brought another piece of free comedy from school. The assignment in her writing class was to write a story for a newspaper, describing the events and including facts. She produced this:

Here's a transcript for the ease of reading. (I am keeping the spelling and the punctuation of the original.)

The Crime, The Fire, And The Wedding.
By: Sophia Rodyakin.

One sunny day in Hawaii, at 3:00 P.M., Hillary Clinton finished signing the papers to prove that she was divorced with her original husband. Later, when she traveled to Africa she met Brock Obama. They loved each other at first sight. One month later, they married. But the wedding never finished. It never finished because John Mcain came to steal the wedding rings which was said to have been made out of real emeralds. But then a fire burnt down the Church the wedding was at. Sadly, since the fire appeared out of nowhere, both politicans blamed each other for it which has made them rivals to this very day.

Feel free to draw your own conclusions :-)